So, with that said, it looks like my music career track should include a stop in the lucrative hip-hop/tejano Metallica cover. I'll be pefectin' my beats and sharpenin' my rhymes and will let you know when I've got it all worked out. (Please, don't hold your breath, everyone).
The bluegrass version of "Ride the Lightning" is actually quite good. Great fun listening to a truly "alternative" version of the lyrics (complete with harmony on the chorus!)